Never forget the hands that raised you. For most of us there has been a special person or persons that we have been able to rely on as our rock. Unfortunately others have had it much worse. No matter the path walked, it is one of growth Either someone to look up to as a…
Life: Definition as per Google – “The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.”
That just sounds down right boring, let’s see what Urban Dictionary has to say about Life – “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What’s that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!”
WAHAHAHAHA! Now that’s more like it 🙂