Life: Definition as per Google – “The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.”
This is why we love Urban Dictionary
That just sounds down right boring, let’s see what Urban Dictionary has to say about Life – “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What’s that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!”
WAHAHAHAHA! Now that’s more like it 🙂
This is why we love urban Dictionary. Wit, humour, truth and its wonderful way of directness. It is wonderful to see definitions outside the mundane. Urban Dictionary certainly mixes things up compared to good old Oxford. Sincerely not saying the Oxford dictionary does not have its place. It most certainly does! Most of us use it daily in one form or another.
What brought about this wonderful search?
An article written on Life is meant to be lived – create, experience, love. In summary, we know this title is stating the obvious! However, there is much to broaden ones understanding on life and why we state the obvious 🙂